"Leave Me Alone"

If you're having one of "those days" at the office and really just don't want anyone to bother you....empty the dishwasher in the kitchen....the noise alone will keep people away, because NOBODY will want to help you.  The only person that might walk by will be management who'll be curious more than anything about who's doing the office dirty work....they'll rammer on about last nights hockey game, fill up their coffee cup, and continue on.

Well played I say!

10 ways to goof off at work without getting caught

What a great read this is!  Let's see if we can all do our best to exercise these tips.

http://tech.ca.msn.com/photogallery.aspx?cp-documentid=28117493

The thought-out sick day

If you plan on calling in sick on a Friday...it's best for you to come in hung over on Thursday AM.  Nobody needs to know you're hung over, so bring lots of gum, wear cologne, whatever it takes to get the booze off you.

So if you're not looking your best on Thursday, people won't be surprised if you don't make it in on Friday....plus you get to get drunk on a Wednesday!